What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What was the weakest period in US history in terms of military strength? Was it during World War II or the Vietnam War?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How often do you watch the news on TV?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Do people really have sex with animals?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.